I am just going to post this here for now, but I will now make the rules for the forums.
1. NO PROFANITIES! If you try to post most of the profanities I could think of it will replace what you say with something less offensive.
2. No running with scissors!
3. Be afraid, be very afraid!
4. Clowns and Mimes are awesome.
5. What Hason says goes, I myself might have a tough time with this one!
6. No pointless lists.
7. You like bacon.
8. What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
9. African or European?
10. I don't know that. Whaaaaah!
11. I pink therefore I ham.
12. Stop trying to get to the insane asylum by following us.
13. I saw this painting once, they called it the mirror... ugliest painting I've ever seen.
14. Let us keep this Arrr rated for mild pirate language and violence.
15. Lettuce turnip and pea.
16. I am in control!
17. This is me, --> *geek <-- this is you --> *cool <--.
18. No stealing wooden chalk erasers.
19. No eating carmel apples that use red apples, only red.
20. Please no extremly pointless and long lists.
21. This rule is divisible by seven.
22. And this one by eleven.
23. The number of flavors in Doctor Pepper.
24. I'm a pepper. Your a pepper.
25. Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?
26. The number of letters in the alphabet.
27. The number of rules that I have made so far.
28. The number of days in February.
29. The number of days in February during leap year.
30. The number of days in Many months.
31. The number of days in Many other months.
32. Are you tired of the rules yet?
33. Well too bad!
34. Do not press.
35. Ahem, I said do not press.
36. You pressed it again.
37. How to make boiled mushrooms.
38. Nonsensical Jargon.
39. Shiny Happy People Laughing
40. Three!
41. Two!
42. And here it is, the answer to life the universe and everything!
43. Go on without me, I'm not going to make it.
44. So tired...
45. Zzzzzzzzzz...
46. Wah? Oh, sorry.
47. So close. And yet...
48. So far away, dun dun dun, doesn't anybody stay in one place anymore.
49. It would be so fine to see your face at my door, but it doesn't help to know that your so far away.
50. No running with scissors... Seriously.
That is all I can think of for now, but be careful, I can always create a new rule if I don't like what you are doing. *knife *evil
*eh Gosh man, so many rules! What are we supposed to do here if we can't run with scissors!
*eh it is so hard to keep track of all the rules *fall
Well I just copied and pasted them into Word so i could always know and remeber the power of the neejean
Umm... These are only for the forums, and only the first rule is really serious, I don't even know what most of them are. One of them is a joke from the Reader's Digest, there was a pig saying it in a picture (rule # 11). Looking at it, there are some more serious ones in the first ten, I'm too lazy to make a more serious list. I also don't know how many people would have realized this, but rule number 12 is a reference to Bret's joke: How do you get to the insane asylum? You Follow the Psychopath! (It is saying that we are the Psychopath.)