Title: Chuck Norris FACTS
WiiMoat - May 3, 2009 12:27 AM (GMT)
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. TOO BAD HE NEVER CRIES.
pizza2004 - May 4, 2009 05:56 PM (GMT)
Hmmm... an interesting topic, let us pursue it.
When you search for Chuck Norris on Google and misspell his name, it doesn't say "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" it says "Run While You Can!"
Zorgon - May 5, 2009 05:12 PM (GMT)
And on XGM a Russian Modding site it has a chuck Norris Warcraft 3 model kinda creepy if you ask me *dunno
WiiMoat - May 5, 2009 07:02 PM (GMT)
At night, The Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has the most environmentally friendly car in the world. It just runs on fear of what would happen if it stopped working.
Aϐyll - May 9, 2009 05:43 AM (GMT)
Chuck Norris doesn't do 'push ups', he does 'earth downs'
Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes, he just sends in a picture of himself to the IRS, and they give him a full return.
The real reason that human cloning is avoided is because of the minimal possibility of cloning Chuck Norris: they don't dare taking a possibility of having TWO full CNRHKs (Chuck Norris Round-House Kicks) colliding - it would instantaneously destroy all universes.
Sinilli2 - May 18, 2009 01:55 PM (GMT)
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris staired fear in the face and it backed down
Zorgon - May 21, 2009 02:21 PM (GMT)
My Young Men's President Lane Lythgoe is in Chuck Norris's Nightmares